Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Random Fact #271

Whenever the opportunity presents itself, I’ll use the kiddy urinal in public restrooms.

I do this because it always makes me feel like a freakin’ giant. I mean seriously, I lord over this tiny urinal that comes up to, like, my shins.

It’s like I’m 15 feet tall.

Normal adult-sized urinals come up to, like, my waist.

I feel roughly 6’3” at a regular urinal.

Now you know.

You’re welcome.