Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Cheeseburger Chronicles #001 and #002

Well folks, as I rambled about in the introduction to the Cheeseburger Chronicles, here is a rundown of the first two burgers of the year.

As I promised you’ll get the important information you undoubtedly NEED to know about my burger experiences.

To get you that information we’ll be using the good ole fashioned newspaper method of answering the big questions: Who, What, When, Where, Why and How (was it).

Granted, y’all already know the who—this guy—and you already know the why—because I’m a burger fiend—so I guess we’ll leave those two out since they're gimmies.

Anyway, without any further ado, let’s get this thing started.

Cheeseburger #001

What: 2/3lb Monster Thickburger

Where: Hardees in Sioux Falls

When: January 1, 2010

How (was it): Bad. Like really, really bad. Like Carrot Top in “Chairman of the Board” bad. Yeah. Hardees ensured that I’ll never be required to establish a Hardees’ Embargo. Gross.


Cheeseburger #002

What: Bacon Cheeseburger

Where: Four Burgers in Cambridge

When: January 4, 2010

How (was it): Very, very good as is often the case at Four Burgers. I didn’t snag a picture of this one, however, because I didn’t come up with the plan for the Cheeseburger Chronicles until later that night. As such, enjoy the generic photo. :-)